Last night was a ball.
Bro 1: bro let's get matching anchor tattoos
Bro 2: why bro?
Bro 1: so our broship doesn't float away
Bro 2: bro..
*HYPERVENTILATING*
My anaconda has chosen to live a gluten free lifestyle, and will consider a bun-free alternative.
Posted 6 years ago with 9,099 notes
via virtualgh0st-deactivated2015012, originally wearealltimelowfans
how come i can keep a poker face on when reading aggressive frickling and frackling but i end up a gooey mess when there are cute nose boops and shy kisses and shit
THIS
I was reading a smutty fic on the bus and a boy leaned over and said “how can you read that with a straight face” and i just said “im used to it” and the look of horror on his face was hilarious
