terriamon:

we live in a disgusting dystopian society where swordsmanship isn’t a respected college major

jackbarakatsmile:

kidswhoslideonfloors:

“stole this for the bus. Flyzik not amused”

basically the entirety of All Time Low summed into one pic

hows:

y do i look like im still 13

thotchery:

Being Latina is like so sexy and fun I really wish u could all try it lmao

hunghoe:

Tbh drunk me is just regular me but 2x as honest and 10x as horny

alphabitches:

sexting boys is so fun because they get so into it and you’re like cleaning your kitchen or something

coltre:

please take pictures of your friends. take pictures of your friends when they laugh, and when they are happy. And when they are sad, too. Take pictures of them partying, studying, eating, or sleeping in your bed. Take pictures of their new hair color, or new shoes, take pictures of them while they roll their first cigarette, and take pictures of their last, when they quit smoking. take pictures of your friends just being themselves. Tell them they are beautiful all the time you think it. They may dislike these pictures now. but  one day, very very far from this year, they will be thankful

spiders-and-striders:

spiders-and-striders:

me: let me put on lipstick 

boy: oh…I don’t like lipstick on girls 

me: 

this is getting too many notes what’s happening

they-chose-family:

yoncetrology:

Aries: try to give me homework on the first day, I F UC KING dare you

Taurus: *flips hair away from responsibilities*

Gemini: the one kid that takes a nap in math class because their sleep schedule is still fucked up

Cancer: is in complete denial so they pretend it’s all a dream

Leo: I’m not cryign u r crying

Virgo: come on guys it’s time to LEARN!!1!11!, cries when they get home.

Libra: super organized, super bitchy

Scorpio: *death stares anyone that tries to walk up to them*

Sagittarius: HAHAHAH EVeRythING Is fiNe eVeRytHInG is A OK

Capricorn: *single tear rolls down cheek as they walk into the building*

Aquarius: very friendly to everyone, oh except theY’RE PROBABLY DYINg inside.

Pisces: spends every moment of free time listening to silent night

twerksiel

libraastrology:

honestly how can so many people not bother learning the most basic astrology?

its frustrating?? ok here we go:

logical: gemini, libra, aquarius, taurus, virgo and capricorn

emotional: aries, leo, sagittarius, cancer, scorpio  and pisces

introverted:  cancer, scorpio, pisces, taurus, virgo and capricorn

extroverted:  gemini, libra, aquarius, aries, leo, sagittarius

feminine:  cancer, scorpio, pisces, taurus, virgo and capricorn

masculine:  gemini, libra, aquarius, aries, leo, sagittarius

sensitive: cancer, scorpio, pisces

detached: gemini, libra, aquarius

memewhore:

cognitivevariance:

everlasting-charm:

People with social anxiety will be able to relate with this easily

Welcome to freedom

This is no exaggeration at all.